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       Petrie Park Probus Montmorency   

 See what our members wanted to get up to in 2021. 

             BUT Corona virus has got in the way!

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            our 51 Activity Groups↓.    

            We are a very active club!


             Book Club Details   

                                  Monty's Thought for the Day: MTFTD

                                                Old age is coming at a really bad time


                               Read all about  Bungy Jumping Dropouts!             

                         Monty's Thought for the Day: MTFTD

                              I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

                Caravan/Cabin Holidays    

                               Click Here for information about

             Caravan & Cabin Holiday at Ballarat 9 - 13 November 2020

  Monty's Thought for the Day: MTFTD 

        My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs wov

                         More about the Coffee Club         


   The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

                                Day Trips


              I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

  Dining Out     


              Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud!


                                 Games Group      


           When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment.
                                Now it's like a mini vacation!

                   Golf Group    


  The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about!       

         Interstate Holidays & Tours


              I don't have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

                  Lonely Hearts Club       

                                               See the Movie


              I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure someone took it!


                                                 Procrastinators Club 


            Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!




      Basketball & Cycling Groups          


            Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes;

            come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller!


Photo taken of Probus Members at the end of 2015. A few faces missing.

                                  Read about our Table Tennis group           


             If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.     


Walking Group   

Clyde Cramp 0416 263 694 and Peter Brown 0425 839 065 are the organisers.

                             Contact them for details.


 At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

                                Our web masters,

         were too tired to list any more activity groups.  

              We might do it tomorrow,

               but maybe the day after.


             And now for one last thought:

  Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change,
  the courage to change the things I can
  and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap.

  And give me patience

      and give it to me  NOW!



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