Smile

It was a warm Sunday afternoon, the wife was browsing through a magazine , he was just dozing. Looking up from her magazine she said, 'Bruce do we have sexual relations?'. Of course we do woman. The how come they never send us any Xmas cards? 

10 Commandments of Human Relations

* Speak to people:  There is nothing as nice as a cheerful word of greeting.

* Smile at people:  It takes 72 muscles to frown and only 14 to smile.

* Call people by name: The sweetest music to anyone’s ear is the sound of their own name.

* Be friendly and helpful:  If you would have a friend, be friendly.

* Be cordial:  Speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure.

* Be sincerely interested in people:  You can like everybody if you try.

* Be generous with praise and be cautious with criticism.

* Be considerate of the feelings of others:  It will be appreciated.

* Be thoughtful of the opinions of others:  There are three sides to controversy: yours, the other fellows’, and the right one.

* Be alerted to give service:  What counts most in life is what we do for others.